Noooooooo!|Whhaaaaaaa?!|Seriously?
Congratulations.|Thanks a bunch.
You made it.|You are the one.|You finally did it.
The internet, as we've known it, was broken by you.|You reached the end of the internet.
Now go outside and take a deeper look at it all.|Now take your time an rethink the meaning of it all.|Now go out there, in the woods.
Live a meaningful life...
...in close communion with nature.